The latest news is that Lindsay Lohan walked out of the world premiere of “Herbie Fully Loaded”. I don’t think that sounds too bad because I would have walked out on that piece of CR*P too. You would have to be “Fully Loaded” to pay nine bucks to see that movie. Wait a week and rent it on DVD…the movies that bomb are released as soon as possible.

It appears that she got pissed off because her song wasn’t played during the climatic race sequence, but instead it was played at the end credits. Poor little Lindsay, your song was played at the end of a major motion picture distributed by Disney!!!

What a baby, get a life and go to McDonald’s or something. I think that she is just cranky because he doesn’t eat enough. Take a cue from Saddam and grab yourself a bag of Doritos.

Lindsay was quoted as saying:

“I was upset when I didn’t hear my song (”First”) during the race scene, where I originally thought it would be”… “I was like, ‘Whoaaa,’ because nobody stays to hear the song in the closing credits.”

“So I ran out.”

That is whacked out if you ask me. Whoaaa, don’t worry Lindsay…nobody is going to stay to see any of the stupid movie…Besides, all of your songs suck!!!! I could get through my entire life without listening to a frick’n Lindsay Lohan song. Grow up, get some carbs, and GET A LIFE!!!! All these “teen” actresses think that they are royalty or something. Hey Lindsay!…WAKE UP…it is only a bunch of nine year olds who are taking your seriously…the rest of us don’t care.

Many of you have requested it, so here it is…The video of Tom Cruise getting sprayed in the face by a water gun.

Updated: 06/24/05

iFilm has posted the extended version that you can watch in multiple formats here.

Dan Cook did an amazing impression of Tom Cruise’s interview from the Oprah Show. This guy is a maniac!!!

Click above to play clip.

Here is a clip of the actually Oprah Show.

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I couldn’t believe it when I saw that David Copperfield was number 10 on the celebrity pay list for 2004. The guy made $57 million last year. His best illusion is making the country think that he has talent.

Is the sun constantly in his face? He always has that lame look like he has been staring at the sun for too long. Hey , Copperfield…Zoolander wants his “look” back…do us all a favor and make yourself disappear.

“Betcha Saddam Can’t Eat Just One!”

What is going on with journalists these days?

Are they running out of newsworthy stories?

I was shocked and outraged to learn that one of the most important news events wasn’t the war in Iraq or the problems with our US economy…NO…One of the top news stories of the day was the fact that Saddam Hussein likes to eat Doritos…are you friggin’ kidding me? Wait, I left out that he also loved Ronald Reagan, but he hates Fruit Loops. Something tells me that an Evil dictator would hate Fruit Loops, so that doesn’t really catch me off guard.

Is this stuff really worth printing? Maybe it is…I am a fool enough to be ranting about it.

What do you think Saddam take on Jolly Ranchers is?

Forget I mentioned it.

I hate to admit it, but I was kind of happy when someone squirted Tom Cruise with trick microphone the other day. I know that it sounds really mean and I am against assaulting anyone for any reason.

Cruise asked the interviewer:

“Why would you do that? Why would you do that? What’s so funny about that?”

I have a few answers for those questions…First, you have been acting like a real douche…maybe that’s why he did that. The thing that was so funny was seeing you get squirted in the face and watching you still trying to maintain that fake smile. Call me lame , but I almost busted a nut watching that. Don’t get me wrong, I would get pissed if someone did that to me, but I know that my family and friends would just crack up seeing that happen.

 

The guy is always jumping around or moving his hands around or pointing and just smiling with that ridiculous look on his face. I wanted him to fall on Oprah, not literally on her…on the show. I don’t usually think evil thoughts like that about celebrities and before all this, I kind of considered myself a Tom Cruise fan. I just think that Mr. Cruise is just pimping this whole relationship thing with Katie Holmes. I mean the dude announces to the world that after seven weeks he is already engaged. Give it some time man…I mean you don’t have the best track record. He has just been doing to many whacked out things…maybe I am just an unhappy person and I want to see others unhappy too, but I just feel that he is currently one of the most annoying individuals on the planet. Have you noticed that now whenever you see a picture of Tom, his mouth is always open and he has a demented look on his face? I am just getting kind of creeped out by this guy always preaching…I mean, you got lucky to be born a good looking guy and you got a few good breaks in Hollywood that let to a good career…leave it alone…stop preaching and trying to save people. Step back and take a look at yourself. The world will be fine without you trying to solve its problems.

 

Updated: 06/24/05

Want to see the video of Tom Cruise getting sprayed in the face with trick microphone .

iFilm has posted the extended version that you can watch in multiple formats here.

I have been hitting a rough spot on trying to think of interesting things to write on this blog, so i decided to hit my Next Blog button on my Blogger toolbar. Usually, I am disappointed to just find weird spam blogs and such. Today I found a bunch of interesting sites. As I don’t even have one comment on my site, I decided to keep hitting that Next Blog button and write a comment on the ones that had special qualities or just something unique. I figured that maybe if they saw a comment, it would inspire them to keep blogging.

I ran into one blog that I found to be super funny and very creative. The blog is named “On Navigating the Early Flirties”. Please check this blog out. I truly laughed out loud. I can’t really tell if it is just fiction…at this point I don’t want to know.

Here is the URL : http://blazedc.blogspot.com/

I am 32 year old guy and I found this site to be as interesting any blog that I have seen in a long time.

Here is the Apple Ipod Shuffle Users Guide in Pdf format. A few of you have been looking for it, so I posted it for you.

Apparently, it is open season on celebrities for some wacky fans. The latest celeb to be attacked was Leonardo DiCaprio. This time it wasn’t even the paparrazi.

Actor Leo DiCaprio was reportedly hit in the head with a glass object during the early morning hours on Friday. According to some sources, a woman trespasser at a party at the home of Rick Solomon struck DiCaprio on the head. The actor was leaving the party when he was attacked by the woman. DiCaprio was rushed to the hospital where he received 12 stitches to the head.

He is reported to be in good condition after receiving the TITANIC gash to his head.

What does this say about Los Angeles? When our $20 million celebrities can’t be safe…is there any hope for the rest of us.

I really feel bad because out of all the superstars out there, he seems to be one of the most well adjusted.

Hey, tons of people -alright a few people have been searching this site for “Howard Stern gets Kevin Rose Fired from G4″ and I thought that some things needed to be cleared up. Jake Bronstein was fired. He is a photographer who worked for FHM Magazine and was a panel guest for the Videogame Vixens show on G4 TV.

First of all, Howard Stern didn’t get Kevin Rose fired from G4 TV. Kevin Rose left the show to concentrate of his new project Systm. Systm is a kind of How-to Tech Show. Kevin Rose didn’t even interview Jake Bronstein for the show. Kevin P. from “Attack of the Show” did the interview.

Howard Stern played the interview on his show and made some comments about how the guy was a friend to Beth O.(Howard’s Girlfriend and FHM cover model) and how he kind of made Beth look dumb. He didn’t actually get the guy fired, but you can get a better idea of what happened from some of his comments on his website.

It looks like Jake posted both the G4TV segment in AVI and the (THIS IS NOT HOSTED ON MY SITE…THIS IS HOSTED FROM JAKE’S SITE). This is the page with the directory of these two files:

http://jakebronstein.com/g4/.

Here is Jake’s official comment on the matter and it appears that he doesn’t blame Howard or Beth for being fired. He takes ownership of the blame and gives an apology to Beth.

I hope that this clears up the whole matter and all of the questions involved.

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